Teams : Chanel Cartel

Height : 5'8"

Hometown : Longmont, CO

Favorite Beverage : Beer, and lots of it

Position(s) : Whatever I am told

Derby Girl Since : Started skating with the league June 2009

Strengths : Being unmovable with hits of doom

Weaknesses : poor vision

When Not Skating : Science nerd stuff

The Day Job : Plant researcher

Story Behind Derby Name : Who doesn't want to be the Princess that wails on people, I mean come on! And for my number, who doesn't like a good calculator joke?

Favorite Derby Moment : First bout, they liked me they really liked me!!!

Theme Song : Battle without Honor or Humanity by Tomoyasu Hotei (Kill Bill soundtrack)

Injuries Sustained :Many painful tailbone injuries and countless bruises