Teams : Chanel Cartel & FOCO Micro Bruisers

Height : 5'5" on a good day

Hometown : Anytown, USA

Favorite Beverage : Old Chub from a can

Position(s) : Hitter, Jammer & Blocker

Derby Girl Since : 2007

Strengths : Thinrsty for blood

Weaknesses : Gunmetal gray, dry flies, clay pigeons, dudes with their own truck and most of their teeth

When Not Skating : Making time to skate

The Day Job : Unavailable

Story Behind Derby Name : If you have to ask, you're not a fan of the NRA

Favorite Derby Moment : Scoring 13 points in one jam-tastic moment.

Theme Song : "Paper Airplanes" - M.I.A.

Injuries Sustained :Plenty good